"Men love to be heard. It's like sexually theyr'e trapped somewhere between ape and caveman."
Calling all males that read this blog (except you, santa dad. Don't read this).
I, Ms. S'Ghetti, NEED A GODFORSAKEN EXPLINATION!
Not that this has anything to do with my life, but fuck. Explain this to me.
Why do the XY's enjoy the idea of people knowing about their sex life via being heard? Why?
I will be the first to admit that my brother and I have had a longterm game of 'interrupt siblings nookie session.' And that is totally understandable, because you get to embarrass the shit out of a sibling, cease the pattern that is taking place, and generally it is like a grown up game of Stratego. I get that.
What I don't get is males WANTING their....errr.... Exercise partners to be heard from the next city, or to be heard by their roommates, or to be heard in general.
I am not saying that fucking in silence is a good thing... But What I am saying is do you really want people to know what is happening?
I need thoughts.
I know who reads this blog daily. And Dammit. If I do not get a comment on your thoughts and opinions on this subject matter, I may very well go postal.
And you don't want to turn me loose with a gun, do you?
PS- thank you to she who gave me the quote for this title, She is a genius. Sheer genius.