Chock Full O' Fun Yesterday was divine.

I met up with my other half of haloween, and we went shopping for the remainder of our costumes. Ballet shoes, tights, purses to fit the era, and a stop in at the Paul Frank and Paciugo store. Halloween has gone from divine to ridiculously over the top. I am ecstatic.

THEN...

Target. Where I am the proud owner of another bra that I don't need. Its red. I love it.

BUT THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING...

We met up with the red haired one for dinner. Which was mediocre. But the post dining trip to the local over 18 toy shoppe afterwards to find fishnets for haloween was divine. I learned so much about the new innovations that um... Shake rattle and roll... To the tune of your IPod. My other favorite thing was their ode to a museum set up that featured 'massagers' from different eras. Thank the heavens for the technology tonight, ladies. That place is always a mood elevator. Especially when shared with friends.  ¶ 7:43 AM 0 comments

  You call it a want, I will call it a demand. For my birthday this year, I have but one request.

I want every single one of my birthday gifts wrapped in bubble wrap.

Until then, this will do.  ¶ 11:54 AM 0 comments

  So let me get this right... You are god? While reviewing my facebook account today, there was a new group entitled 'So let me get this straight, a child must die so you can live as you wish?'

Assholes. All of them.

I am not going to sit here and preach my pro choice or pro life campaign issues, as that would be all too much for most to handle seeing as how I work at an adoption center where those brave women give their children to complete strangers... But I want to go apeshit every single time.

IF you so choose to be pro life, I support that. But please, for the love of god, stop partaking in trivial things like putting trite bumperstickers on the back of your car, or joining groups that just bitch, or even chastising women that make the other choice... Put your money where your mouth is and donate to a charity who is making these things possible.

AND here is the other biggie. Don't look down on people who don't make the decision you think you would. You couldn't possibly have a clue until you are there.  ¶ 11:29 AM 1 comments

  So let me get this right... You are god? While reviewing my facebook account today, there was a new group entitled 'So let me get this straight, a child must die so you can live as you wish?'

Assholes. All of them.

I am not going to sit here and preach my pro choice or pro life campaign issues, as that would be all too much for most to handle seeing as how I work at an adoption center where those brave women give their children to complete strangers... But I want to go apeshit every single time.

IF you so choose to be pro life, I support that. But please, for the love of god, stop partaking in trivial things like putting trite bumperstickers on the back of your car, or joining groups that just bitch, or even chastising women that make the other choice... Put your money where your mouth is and donate to a charity who is making these things possible.

AND here is the other biggie. Don't look down on people who don't make the decision you think you would. You couldn't possibly have a clue until you are there.  ¶ 11:29 AM 0 comments

  It is the most wonderful time of the year Oh how it thrills those that love me that I am positively ridiculous about my birthday.

But really, it is a most special holiday. And this year, it is even more special. This year marks the quarter-century of me.

As of now, festivities are as follows:

Saturday, November 11- Some joint birthday thing that I don't care to discuss, as anyone who knows me knows I don't like to share my birthday. But alas, it is what you get when you date someone whose birthday happens to be four days before yours. I am bitter about that too for anyone keeping up.

Sunday, November 12- Brunch birthday celebration, which shall last through the afternoon and evening with alcoholic bliss all around. (P.S.- Detroit boys, you must arrange it so we see your shining faces this weekend.)

Monday, November 13(Also known as the day I actually made my debut)- Tapas and wine at Cafe Madrid, or somewhere that is about the same as that... The idea is tapas and wine.

And then... VEGAS, baby, VEGAS! I think this is going to be a very good year.  ¶ 6:35 AM 0 comments

  Love is in the Air I have just renamed my not-so-celebrity-but-celebrity-to-me crush.

While at the bookstore, I was parusing the card rack. One encompassed a fascinating quote from someone I have never heard of before.

His name: Solbeam. I thought I may have missed something in the ways of literature, so I set off on an internet search.

Turns out he is a man who has a live travel journal documenting the international pursuit of a Personal Legend.

For any readers of The Alchemist, you will recognize the term 'Personal Legend.'

Anyways.

I have wrapped myself entirely in the readings of his travel jornal, because he is fascinating. Without further aideu, I give you the link of The most fascinating man alive.  ¶ 1:02 PM 0 comments

  I put a spell on you I put a spell on you


Finally, Finally, I have finished the books I was reading... And when that happens, there is only one thing to do.

Go buy more.

I was reading the Jeffersonian Bible upon reccomendation from the smartest friend in my repertoire. It took me a really long time to finish it.

But alas. The new books of interest: The Element Encyclopedia of 5000 spells, Vogue with Sandra Bullock on the cover(which is technically a magazine, thanks for pointing that out), and The Encyclopedia of the World's Religions. So, yes, folks, my life has come to me reading encyclopedias for fun.

But that is ok. Because I am still more fun than a great majority of people that walk this earth.

While we are on the topic of the great majority, it has come to my attention that we are all fascinating people, who claim to be perfectly imperfect, wonderously broken, or whatever. We all dare not claim perfection is among us, but yet we act as if we are perfect creatures. We definately throw stones, even though we all live in lovely little glass houses.

I shall make a bold and valliant claim. I make mistakes. Several, in fact. I trust the untrustworthy, I love the unloveable, I believe in the unbelievable. I also commit crimes against humanity.

But at the end of the day, I am still who I am. Who I was brought to this earth to be. At the end of the day, I can still say that I love me.

And with that, I leave you with a few pieces of goodness that have touched me today.

'I did it, I am sorry. Next year I'll be good. I'll try to be better. I'll do what I should. There's no one to blame, the fault was all mine. Forgive me, I won't do the same things next time.' -Unknown



'finish each day and be done with it. you have done what you could. some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. tomorrow is a new day. you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.' -emerson (stolen straight off of a refridgerator magnet)



'Fall in love or fall in hate.

Get inspired or be depressed.

Ace a test or flunk a class.

Make babies or make art.

Speak the truth or lie and cheat.

Dance on tables or sit in the corner.

Life is divine chaos.

Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe.

And enjoy the ride... -Solbeam  ¶ 9:12 PM 1 comments

  PANTIES?!? NOOOO PANTIES!!!!!!

For those of you who do not get this reference and photo, go rent, or buy drop dead fred posthaste. It is, quite seriously, the greatest thing you will ever do.

Is it cultural? No.
Is it smart? I wouldn't say that either.
Will it make you laugh until you cry? Absolutely.

I am gearing up for haloween today, which is my second favorite holiday, and though this isn't my costume, it would be a really good one.

I am as giddy as a kid who ate five pounds of candy corn.

I love my life.  ¶ 7:45 AM 0 comments