PANTIES?!? NOOOO PANTIES!!!!!!

For those of you who do not get this reference and photo, go rent, or buy drop dead fred posthaste. It is, quite seriously, the greatest thing you will ever do.

Is it cultural? No.
Is it smart? I wouldn't say that either.
Will it make you laugh until you cry? Absolutely.

I am gearing up for haloween today, which is my second favorite holiday, and though this isn't my costume, it would be a really good one.

I am as giddy as a kid who ate five pounds of candy corn.

I love my life.  ¶ 7:45 AM