Tits and Tats Today, in my infinite wisdom and canny curiosity, I tried out the ways of the "Braless Wonder" (AKA June).

I had recieved the gift of getting several new assholes ripped for me this fine evening, and decided to seek solstice in the parentless home of June.

So I grabbed the necessities(Makeup bag and purse), and off I went. Only I left the biggest necessity behind.

I, Ms. S'Ghetti, who was blessed in the way of breast, left the house without a bra. Then I realized that I needed gas. Then June informed me that we would be getting a frozen tasty treat. Then June needed gas.

Until tonight, the people that had seen me without a bra on was a select list... Mom, June, and maybe five other people. I sleep in the damn contraptions. And now I know why I wear the things.

All of this bouncing around has caused me to lose brain cells.

I swear, I am stupider for the experience.

(June explains this phenomenon by saying that it is because I was hit in the head by my own "tits". I say Junes response is just the jealousy of Ms. Mosquito bites herself)  ¶ 9:08 PM