Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Mid Twenties Mutant Diva Turtle
You may know my cousins, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.... I am their second cousin twice removed, Mid Twenties Mutant Diva Turlte...
They eat pizza, I eat egg whites (gotta keep that girlish figure)
They spend their time saving the world with num chucks, I spend my time shopping and saving the world from fashion faux pauxs.
Their Ninja names are Leonardo, Donatello, Michael Angelo, and Raphael.... My Diva name is-- Cher.
They have a mutant rat named Splinter-- I have a mutant gay man named Scotty Pants.
Thats right, I have morphed into a turtle....
My shell being the covers on my bed....
Occasionally I will stick out a toe, or an arm, or on the rare occasion my head-- only to realize that the world is too cold, too bright, or too something....
And then I retreat into the warmth of my shell, also known as covers...
But I am in need of three more Diva Turtles, anyone care to join me? ¶ 10:58 AM
They eat pizza, I eat egg whites (gotta keep that girlish figure)
They spend their time saving the world with num chucks, I spend my time shopping and saving the world from fashion faux pauxs.
Their Ninja names are Leonardo, Donatello, Michael Angelo, and Raphael.... My Diva name is-- Cher.
They have a mutant rat named Splinter-- I have a mutant gay man named Scotty Pants.
Thats right, I have morphed into a turtle....
My shell being the covers on my bed....
Occasionally I will stick out a toe, or an arm, or on the rare occasion my head-- only to realize that the world is too cold, too bright, or too something....
And then I retreat into the warmth of my shell, also known as covers...
But I am in need of three more Diva Turtles, anyone care to join me? ¶ 10:58 AM
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I nominate styles. He's very flamboyant, and he appears to be quite impulsive. Also, it's written into his contract that he receive 3 dozen white roses for his cubicle every day. If that's not diva, then I'm not hung like Uncle Milty.
styles, you are not in your mid twenties... Sorry...
Robin, what is Your Diva Turtle name? You forgot to select a name! ;)
Robin, what is Your Diva Turtle name? You forgot to select a name! ;)
You, my dear, are no longer know as "Cher" from hence forth you, my Diva Turtle, will be known as Miss Bette Davis... and I Miss Elizabeth Taylor!
# posted by 
: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 9:43:00 PM
: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 9:43:00 PM
I'm in my mid-twenties.
And I'm already a DIVA.
And, um... I have a chinese good-luck turtle statue in my bedroom window.
Does that count?
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And I'm already a DIVA.
And, um... I have a chinese good-luck turtle statue in my bedroom window.
Does that count?
# posted by : Thursday, December 08, 2005 3:19:00 PM
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