Thursday, November 10, 2005
Let the obnoxious behavior begin.
Today, Thursday November 10 begins my week of birthday celebration...
The executive decree has been issued that my birthday is more important than one simple day, and in order to pay homage to all that is me, I have decided to stretch the celebration to seven glorious days.
So today is the day that the fun begins... It will end on Wednesday, November 16.
For those of you keeping up, The actual arrival date of me was November 13, one score and four years ago.
The story of my birth will be saved for tomorrow... I know, the anticipation is killing you.
Here are the plans so far:
Today- I have to work with the 'most unpleasant'(Sidebar- I am looking for a heinous nickname for the 'most unpleasant'-- suggestions would be greatly appreciated), but in order to make the event more... eventful... I have come up with a series of rude things to work into the conversation. I am such a bitch. After work, I will begin the celebration with a pitcher of beer and an old amigo.
Tomorrow- Birthday Lunch with an old friend.
Saturday- The day of most importance. Dinner at 'The Cheesecake Factory' and then off to 'Urban Cowboy' to hear my favorite Texas band... Ya'all come join us. I plan on rekindeling my love affair with Jose Cuervo.
Sunday- AKA Sunday Funday. Brunch with the family, recovery, and the typical TV (Isn't ABC the best for putting my favorite shows on my birthday?)
Monday- Shopping day. Can't leave the birthday dough sitting in the pocket for too long now can we?!?
Tuesday- Birthday celebrations with Pink Novicaine/Moon Blonde herself at the VELVET HOOKAH! (I've never been, so this is tres exciting for me.)
Wednesday- TBA.
So that is what I have for the high holy week, also referred to as my birthday. ¶ 9:20 AM
The executive decree has been issued that my birthday is more important than one simple day, and in order to pay homage to all that is me, I have decided to stretch the celebration to seven glorious days.
So today is the day that the fun begins... It will end on Wednesday, November 16.
For those of you keeping up, The actual arrival date of me was November 13, one score and four years ago.
The story of my birth will be saved for tomorrow... I know, the anticipation is killing you.
Here are the plans so far:
Today- I have to work with the 'most unpleasant'(Sidebar- I am looking for a heinous nickname for the 'most unpleasant'-- suggestions would be greatly appreciated), but in order to make the event more... eventful... I have come up with a series of rude things to work into the conversation. I am such a bitch. After work, I will begin the celebration with a pitcher of beer and an old amigo.
Tomorrow- Birthday Lunch with an old friend.
Saturday- The day of most importance. Dinner at 'The Cheesecake Factory' and then off to 'Urban Cowboy' to hear my favorite Texas band... Ya'all come join us. I plan on rekindeling my love affair with Jose Cuervo.
Sunday- AKA Sunday Funday. Brunch with the family, recovery, and the typical TV (Isn't ABC the best for putting my favorite shows on my birthday?)
Monday- Shopping day. Can't leave the birthday dough sitting in the pocket for too long now can we?!?
Tuesday- Birthday celebrations with Pink Novicaine/Moon Blonde herself at the VELVET HOOKAH! (I've never been, so this is tres exciting for me.)
Wednesday- TBA.
So that is what I have for the high holy week, also referred to as my birthday. ¶ 9:20 AM
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Stay classy, Bryan!
Oy vey, 7 crazy nights. It's like a hanukkah birthday, almost.
I recommend you top it all off by adopting a young chinese boy. It will do wonders for your psyche. Please remember to get the nail clippers and the razor blade out of your bed, though. Little kids don't like that.
Oy vey, 7 crazy nights. It's like a hanukkah birthday, almost.
I recommend you top it all off by adopting a young chinese boy. It will do wonders for your psyche. Please remember to get the nail clippers and the razor blade out of your bed, though. Little kids don't like that.
Yikes. That just reminds me that MY birthday is in a month. I'm getting OLLLLLLLLD!
Well happy birthday to you. :) At least yours is before mine. ;-)
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Well happy birthday to you. :) At least yours is before mine. ;-)
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