Hello Pot? This is Kettle. You're black. One of my ultimate irritants is hypocrites. We all do it sometimes, whether we are ready and willing to admit to it or not, it happens. Still, I find it highly entertaining.

My Brother is part human, part cat. He spends his day taking cat naps. On an average day, I would venture to guess he takes at least three. May the force be with you if you dare to wake him up. He will open up a can of family sized whoop ass on you. That goes for if he is merely considering taking a nap or if he is in slumber land. If you are really audacious and decide to disturb his night time slumber, he has been known to wake up swinging. Needless to say, we let him sleep.

That being said, let me send a message to bigbro right this instant: We leave you alone, Leave us alone when we are sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not a napper for the most part, and I am mostly OK to wake up- unless sleeping pills or allergy pills are involved. Last night, I took some allergy medicine before hitting the sheets, and at 3 AM, my brother comes knocking on my door. I went apeshit, said some rude profanitys, and did not really elude to the fact that I did not want to discuss ANYTHING at the moment.

Being that I was so rudely awakened from my slumber in the wee hours of the morning, I decided to come home from class and take a nap. Guess who came into my room to chat? Yeah, bigbro. When I sweetly let him know that I didn't want to hold a conversation with anyone but the dinosaur that I was dreaming about, He got Pissy!!!!!!!! HE, the King of sleep, was annoyed!!!

And made this remark before rudely SLAMMING the door, "*huff* You are always asleep!"

Ummmm... Yeah, I am always asleep at 3AM, I really have no desire to see what night looks like then, I have seen it before, but I can assure you that I don't need to see it today.... And If I want to take a nap, in the privacy of my own room in the middle of the day I will do that too!

Bro, I love you- but in the words of Donald Trump- you are fired.  ¶ 11:19 PM