The Many Mantras of my life. We all have our little sayings that creep up in daily conversation, or actions.... Some people's are more normal than mine, but you get the point.

I spent my Saturday with my Heterosexual Life Partner, and as we were talking out the problems and joy of our life, it struck me just how odd the two of us are. We are so the same, yet so different. The things that make her tick don't even bother me- and the stuff that just sends me over the edge, she could care less about. But the stuff we agree on, is simply put, BIZZARRE. Case in point to follow.

-The term 'fag hag' is repulsive... We have settled on the term "Too glamorous for straight men"

- "Fuck It I am Fabulous"- Because we are, and if you can't get that- we don't get you.

- Our favorite toasts: "Here is to the men we love, and here is to the men who love us, and if the men we love don't love us, then fuck them and heres to us." -OR- "I hope all of your joy is pure joy, and all of your pain is champagne' -OR- "Here is to the husbands who have won you, the losers who have lost you, and here is to the lucky bastards who have yet to meet you." (Did I mention we were drinking at noon?)

-'Permission to chainsmoke?' and then, permission is granted or denied based on the situation's stress level.

and my personal favorite... Lifted from my heterosexual life partner in law...

-"Bless it or Block it." And by this I mean If it is gonna happen, make it lovely and enjoyable or quick and painless... And if it isn't, get it out of our line of sight.  ¶ 10:20 AM