Sometimes, my conversations are so sublime that I have to post them here for all the world to see.

Me: I am the prettiest thing that has ever crossed the sheets of your bed.
Him: I know, am I the prettiest thing that has ever crossed the sheets of your bed?
Me: No. But you are pretty on the inside.
Him: Well thanks.
Me: Fact is fact.  ¶ 5:32 PM