Gobble Gobble. Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.

I am going to be partaking in Turkey Fest this year.

I will be traveling to the fine podunk towne of Cuero. This huge event features alcoholic beverages, turkey races, and barbecue cook offs. I can't imagine anything better. What's more- the turkeys that do not win the turkey race get slaughtered and eaten! Yay fun!

And really, I am thrilled to mingle with the locals.  ¶ 10:31 AM