Friday, June 02, 2006
Last night, oh last night....
... I arrived at a bar in which the Mavericks game was playing, fans of that sport amaze me-- Really they do. I understand chanting and cheering while you are at the arena watching the game... But I do NOT understand partaking in this type of activity when you are in a sports bar.
... I met a lovely new character with an interesting name that does not reflect her personality at all. Cruel parents.
... We went to a bar entitled 'Half Yard House' in which they serve beer in half yard glasses, sing karaoke, and cater to very "interesting" patrons. I learned several things from this outing...
1) I plan on dying a karaoke virgin.
2) You should not sing 'Close to You' Whilst wearing moccasins, and sporting a mullett.
3) There will always be a group of obnoxious males who have to sing songs with lyrics as enchanting as " Whos that girl out there? With the little bitty titties and no pussy hair"
4) There will always be a group of ridiculous females who must butcher every musical you have ever loved.
5) If you are REALLY lucky, you can catch a man preaching to a bar patron whilst making your exit from said 'enchanting' location.
That pretty much concludes my critique on my evening. I hope you learned as much from my experience as I did first hand. ¶ 7:55 AM
... I arrived at a bar in which the Mavericks game was playing, fans of that sport amaze me-- Really they do. I understand chanting and cheering while you are at the arena watching the game... But I do NOT understand partaking in this type of activity when you are in a sports bar.
... I met a lovely new character with an interesting name that does not reflect her personality at all. Cruel parents.
... We went to a bar entitled 'Half Yard House' in which they serve beer in half yard glasses, sing karaoke, and cater to very "interesting" patrons. I learned several things from this outing...
1) I plan on dying a karaoke virgin.
2) You should not sing 'Close to You' Whilst wearing moccasins, and sporting a mullett.
3) There will always be a group of obnoxious males who have to sing songs with lyrics as enchanting as " Whos that girl out there? With the little bitty titties and no pussy hair"
4) There will always be a group of ridiculous females who must butcher every musical you have ever loved.
5) If you are REALLY lucky, you can catch a man preaching to a bar patron whilst making your exit from said 'enchanting' location.
That pretty much concludes my critique on my evening. I hope you learned as much from my experience as I did first hand. ¶ 7:55 AM
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I have learned that I still do not participate in televised sporting events.
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