I think men are far dumber than we ever anticipated... Or maybe we are far smarter than any females could ever hope to be.
My dear friend Elle, Also known as the other half of my daily Lucy and Ethel Team, is always helping me orchestrate a ridiculous plan.
We always have something on the agenda. We always try our very best to accomplish the agenda without 'blowing our cover.'
It has come to my attention that men are daft.
More daft than i would have ever guessed.
This leaves me with two options.
1) Become overt.
2) Complain profusely to Elle.
I think I shall stick with option two.