I am a super hero.... See this spider? This spider was residing in The Associates abode. He came out to play on my trip to the loo. I did what any 'NORMAL' person would do. I faced off with that little spider. I stood still, he stood still. We stood still.

Then I realized that this spider pictured above could be a brown recluse. I also realized that this spider could be the death of me. I then ran. I ran like I had a pack of wolves behind me. I ran like my demise was just on my tail.

I informed the associate that there was a spider... What does he do? Yes folks. He grabbed his camera. He took some pictures from very far away. He then screamed like a girl and danced like he was standing on hot coals, all to remove himself from the spider that was quite certainly standing still. He then got the bug spray and said 'I can't kill that. It's too gross. Will you?'

...So I, actually, my superhero self, killed this spider.  ¶ 7:21 AM