((insert creepy carnival music here)) PMS has moved into my body two days early.

Let me just say that for anyone out there who has never experienced the monster... It is a hellish nightmare filled with PMS Carney food, freak shows, and illusions of the mind.

All in all it is like being stuck at a three day long circus gone terribly wrong.

Forget the peanuts and icecream of the regular circus. This is hell's circus- at hell's circus, the cuisine is simply Carbohydrates, in any way you can consume them... Chocolate, in mass quantities... and Popcicles, which is unique to my Hell circus.

Freak shows happen left and right at the PMS hell circus. Three times a day you will see my head swell, detach from my shoulders squirt blood, spin around, and then, as fast as it detached, it reattaches and I become civil again. That is only one of the strange things you will see here.

Illusions of the mind. Oh the illusions. This is where we females get the lable of 'irrational bitch' but in truth, it is just a carney flaw. You simply, see things that do not exist. You hear things that do not exist. All in all everything that is upsetting does NOT exist.

Welcome one, welcome all to the PMS hell Carney that has invaded my body. But hurry, it is a limited engagement of three days, and tickets are selling fast.  ¶ 8:21 AM