Excuse me while I act the part of Irrational Girl... When I was very small, my parents were convinced that they had concieved the next Broadway star...

And were they right... Only I couldn't really sing. And I never did like to dance. But boy did I love the spotlight. I loved to get up on stage and conjur up everything I had, with the most stage presence you have ever seen coming out of a four year old.

I was a SUPERSTAR

I grew up, and quickly realized that I had no desire to be famous. Only I still loved the spotlight, and I can still put on one hell of a show.

I do alright for myself. But sometimes, this insatiable urge to act a part overwhelms me, today I played the role of irrational girl. Irrational Girl who had some serious damage. Irrational girl who was very... Irrational...

Irrational girl was deeply perterbed at another for something she does herself.

But irrational girl kept it in check. Irrational girl was a good little drama queen and kept it all inside of her head.

Take a bow, irrational girl, for a job well done.  ¶ 10:12 PM