Three Divas DO NOT a threesome make But rest assured gentlemen, if you date one of us you are really dating ... well... all of us. To put it simply if you are currently dating, have ever dated or are considering dating Ms. FABULOUS S'ghetti you have also dated, dated or are considering dating Elle and June.

I, Elle, will explain in this phenomenon in myguest blog du jour .

The concept you must wrap your mind around is this: none of us make any major decisions without consulting the other two. We keep no secrets from each other, we have no problem sharing our opinions with one another, and we all respect each other enough to carefully consider any advice given to us.

The question you must ask yourself is "Am I genteel enough to handle the high level of glitz, glamour and general fabulousness associated with dating three divas at once?" If the answer is no, stop reading immediately because the following list does not apply to you.

If your answer is yes, you're in luck because I, Elle, am providing you with some advice regarding the "date one diva, date three" phenomenon. A how to list, if you will, of "how to keep Ms. S'ghetti's divas happy with you"

1 ~ Always admire Ms. FABULOUS S'ghetti. Admire her not only for her unique personality but for the wardrobe she wears while with you. June and I have contributed advice, accessories and valuable fashion insight for each important date outfit.

2 ~ On that note - flattery will get you everywhere. Be sure to shower all three divas with compliments. But be sure to compliment June and I in a manner that does not suggest flirtation. You may only flirt with Ms. S'ghetti.

3 ~ If you err in Rule No. 2 or in any other way - Remember it is easier to win back the trust, love and affection of Ms. S'ghetti than it is to win back the trust, love and affection of June and I. If you behave like a cad - we hold grudges longer. Not because we're bitchy but because we're not dating you. Consequently we care, love and trust you less anyway and obviously we believe in the "one strike" rule. Simply put, be on your best behavior at all times because June and I will always be readily equipped with a list of your vices.

4 ~ Pretentiousness is considered a vice by many. It is only acceptable when dating Ms. S'ghetti if it's Clark-Gable-as-Rhett-Butler-in-Gone with The Wind-esque. Basically, if you're going to act in a pompous manner you MUST have all the pomp and circumstance to back it up. Nothing is worse than a mule in a horse's harness. If that illusion escaped you - you need to stop reading now, go watch Gone With the Wind, and re-ask yourself the aforementioned critical questions before you continue reading.

5 ~ If we divas wanted to take on a project we'd learn a new craft or take up belly dancing. None of us DATE projects. We have better things to do than discuss how to improve your wardrobe, personality, intellect, and cultural experience whilst sipping martinis. If you are less than suave and debonair save yourself and us the time.

6 ~ Anyone can be a man. It's the gentlemen that matter to us. This means opening car doors, doors to buildings, helping into chairs, helping out of coats, ordering for us, giving gifts... in general if you're unsure of how to behave as a gentleman refer to the movie mentioned in "how to" no. 4 and you'll get the idea within the first five minutes.

Sure, there are more "how to's" but ... a girl has to have some secrets  ¶ 10:07 AM