Wednesday, March 29, 2006
This is one of those weeks that complete strangers decide it would be very appropriate to divulge their innermost secrets to me.
The funniest thing about this is that I am so SO SO bad at hiding my true feelings. Ask anyone that spends a nominal amount of time with me, and they will be happy to tell you. I am awful at it.
So, Monday, I was sitting in class. Random pregnant girl sits down, asks how I am doing, I say fine, and return the smalltalk favor and ask how she is doing. She then divulges that her boyfriend (AKA Babydaddy) is more than likely cheating on her. She goes on to say that the day the child was conceived she caught him in bed with another woman. But not to worry, they have worked it out and are going to have the baby and live happily ever after. Only she is fairly certain he is still cheating. The look on my face must have been priceless.
Tuesday, more of the same. Class acquaintance is sitting next to me, I am talking on AIM to a friend who had sent me some pictures, class acquaintance leans over and says "I am two and a half months pregnant." I nearly fell out of my chair. She then goes through the story of how she found out on Friday, it was a complete shock. Her boyfriend, upon hearing this news, said something to the effect of 'I love you but I am not madly in love with you.' Followed by 'I never want to get married, and I never wanted children.'
I spend my time making statements to my girlfriends and gayfriends like 'boys suck' and 'men are the scum of the earth' and on and on and on... But I realized something, girls are stupid. S- T- U- P- I- D. In fact, I would go so far to say that the entire human race is made up of walking talking idiots. ¶ 9:05 AM
The funniest thing about this is that I am so SO SO bad at hiding my true feelings. Ask anyone that spends a nominal amount of time with me, and they will be happy to tell you. I am awful at it.
So, Monday, I was sitting in class. Random pregnant girl sits down, asks how I am doing, I say fine, and return the smalltalk favor and ask how she is doing. She then divulges that her boyfriend (AKA Babydaddy) is more than likely cheating on her. She goes on to say that the day the child was conceived she caught him in bed with another woman. But not to worry, they have worked it out and are going to have the baby and live happily ever after. Only she is fairly certain he is still cheating. The look on my face must have been priceless.
Tuesday, more of the same. Class acquaintance is sitting next to me, I am talking on AIM to a friend who had sent me some pictures, class acquaintance leans over and says "I am two and a half months pregnant." I nearly fell out of my chair. She then goes through the story of how she found out on Friday, it was a complete shock. Her boyfriend, upon hearing this news, said something to the effect of 'I love you but I am not madly in love with you.' Followed by 'I never want to get married, and I never wanted children.'
I spend my time making statements to my girlfriends and gayfriends like 'boys suck' and 'men are the scum of the earth' and on and on and on... But I realized something, girls are stupid. S- T- U- P- I- D. In fact, I would go so far to say that the entire human race is made up of walking talking idiots. ¶ 9:05 AM
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To So Not Right - Gays just want to adopt so they can molest the children, doncha know. And plus the religious reicht is angry cause we do not have to worry about getting pregnant if we accidentally forget to use a condom. A$$-Babies don't live, but they flush well. :)
Ms. S'Ghetti - Refer to the thinning of the herd conversation we had some time ago. I think we should re-instate that form of natural selection. Or just give Dick Cheney a gun and stand him in the middle of a shopping mall.
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Ms. S'Ghetti - Refer to the thinning of the herd conversation we had some time ago. I think we should re-instate that form of natural selection. Or just give Dick Cheney a gun and stand him in the middle of a shopping mall.
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