Sad days.
Today might possibly be the saddest day of your lives as I, Ms. S'Ghetti, have been infected with the Avian Flu, Round Two.
I have those Mucinex phlegm monsters residing in my chest.
I am generally irritated by most everything.
And I have decided to take matters into my own hands... By self medicating.

With Alcohol.
Any requests for my earthly posessions in the event of my untimely death can be made in the comment box.