Monday, March 27, 2006
Lets Evaluate the situation...
Time for another infamous S'Ghetti intervention.
Friends, I am worried about my best friend.... Really truly worried.
For my better half, June 'the bitch' Cleaver, has declared her deep rooted desire to attend a highschool prom.
June is not an ugly girl.
June, though bitchy at times, is not ugly on the inside either.
June was in attendance at her highschool prom.
June simply wants to go because she thinks it would be lovely to get a pretty dress and have her hair done. Never mind the fact that she gets her hair done all the time. Never mind the fact she can do her own up do daily.
Yes, my friends, it is time to buy June a special white jacket that ties her arms behind her back (also referred to as a straight jacket) and drive her to North Texas State Hospital for a lovely... Ahem... Vacation, of sorts.
Please, June, if you really want to wear a pretty dress, I suggest you go on a cruise. ¶ 7:38 PM
Friends, I am worried about my best friend.... Really truly worried.
For my better half, June 'the bitch' Cleaver, has declared her deep rooted desire to attend a highschool prom.
June is not an ugly girl.
June, though bitchy at times, is not ugly on the inside either.
June was in attendance at her highschool prom.
June simply wants to go because she thinks it would be lovely to get a pretty dress and have her hair done. Never mind the fact that she gets her hair done all the time. Never mind the fact she can do her own up do daily.
Yes, my friends, it is time to buy June a special white jacket that ties her arms behind her back (also referred to as a straight jacket) and drive her to North Texas State Hospital for a lovely... Ahem... Vacation, of sorts.
Please, June, if you really want to wear a pretty dress, I suggest you go on a cruise. ¶ 7:38 PM
