Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Smurfette...
Wanna know what sucks?
When A situation unintentionally removes the tiara from your head, rips the wand from your hands, and makes you feel like you should paint yourself blue and run around singing with all of the other blue little people.
I hate that feeling, I hate the feeling of less than fabulous. When said feeling occurs. THere is only one thing to do.
Step One: Swear off all real food, eat celery sticks, drink water, and GET SKINNY (Being skinny makes anyone feel fabulous)
Step Two: Contact your most kiniving girlfriend, and proceed to act like Lucy and Ethel (Thank you. Elle)
Step Three: Be the nonchalante person you know you are but don't feel like being. (Jealousy looks good on no one and goes with nothing)
Step Four: Hold on tight, and weather the very un-diva storm (This too shall pass)
***** Editor Note: Note the time stamp on this post, the lack of fabulousness has taken away my ability to sleep. This will be used to my advantage, it gives me plenty of time to exercise.**** ¶ 4:04 AM
When A situation unintentionally removes the tiara from your head, rips the wand from your hands, and makes you feel like you should paint yourself blue and run around singing with all of the other blue little people.
I hate that feeling, I hate the feeling of less than fabulous. When said feeling occurs. THere is only one thing to do.
Step One: Swear off all real food, eat celery sticks, drink water, and GET SKINNY (Being skinny makes anyone feel fabulous)
Step Two: Contact your most kiniving girlfriend, and proceed to act like Lucy and Ethel (Thank you. Elle)
Step Three: Be the nonchalante person you know you are but don't feel like being. (Jealousy looks good on no one and goes with nothing)
Step Four: Hold on tight, and weather the very un-diva storm (This too shall pass)
***** Editor Note: Note the time stamp on this post, the lack of fabulousness has taken away my ability to sleep. This will be used to my advantage, it gives me plenty of time to exercise.**** ¶ 4:04 AM
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REBECCA GETTE I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS POST.
YOU ARE FABULOUS - AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU UNLESS YOU LET THEM.
AS FOR SKINNINESS. HERE'S A THOUGHT:
the last person who thought everyone should conform to a uniform standard of "barbie-beautiful" was HITLER.
Love you! And I'm always here for a Lucy and Ethel moment.
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YOU ARE FABULOUS - AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU UNLESS YOU LET THEM.
AS FOR SKINNINESS. HERE'S A THOUGHT:
the last person who thought everyone should conform to a uniform standard of "barbie-beautiful" was HITLER.
Love you! And I'm always here for a Lucy and Ethel moment.
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