Monday, February 06, 2006
S'Ghetti, The Owners Manual
I, Ms. S'Ghetti, am a complicated soul. In an effort to further explain this complication, I have decided to explain five things that might make me make sense. Doubtful, but it may help.
1) When something big happens my stock answer in regards to my feelings/emotional state is 'I am fine' and I probably am, but it is advisable that those closest to me come lay their eyes on me just to make sure.
2) I have quite the affinity for telling the truth, even when the time is not exactly right. It is advisable to just accept my truthballs of destruction, without complaint. (This does not mean agreeing with me, when you don't... It means that I should not be punished for saying what I think)
3) I have several habits that I know are less than desirable (previously mentioned truthballs of destruction, dirty looks, etc.) I am aware of these habits, It is not necessary to point them out every time.
4) I leave my closet light on incessantly. I like it on, it makes my clothes happy, and it irritates the piss out of those that live with me. If you live with/near me, you must learn to turn it off.
5) I know people, and consequently, I know the flaws in people. I see the best and worst of everyone. If you ask what your flaw is, I will tell you. This should not make you angry or enraged, because the bottom line is: you asked. ¶ 8:21 AM
1) When something big happens my stock answer in regards to my feelings/emotional state is 'I am fine' and I probably am, but it is advisable that those closest to me come lay their eyes on me just to make sure.
2) I have quite the affinity for telling the truth, even when the time is not exactly right. It is advisable to just accept my truthballs of destruction, without complaint. (This does not mean agreeing with me, when you don't... It means that I should not be punished for saying what I think)
3) I have several habits that I know are less than desirable (previously mentioned truthballs of destruction, dirty looks, etc.) I am aware of these habits, It is not necessary to point them out every time.
4) I leave my closet light on incessantly. I like it on, it makes my clothes happy, and it irritates the piss out of those that live with me. If you live with/near me, you must learn to turn it off.
5) I know people, and consequently, I know the flaws in people. I see the best and worst of everyone. If you ask what your flaw is, I will tell you. This should not make you angry or enraged, because the bottom line is: you asked. ¶ 8:21 AM
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Um ... I do not have flaws. The rose colored glasses do not allows flaws of any kind. :)
I have to agree, those are your basic handbook. You just forgot to state the "Do not do this" page. :)
I have to agree, those are your basic handbook. You just forgot to state the "Do not do this" page. :)
I like number five. If someone doesn't want to know what you think they shouldn't ask. You don't seem to be that much of a complicated soul.
Officer Friendly: Apparently, you did not take the time to click the "About me" section of this wonderful website. Let me quote:
"I am one of those hard hearted bitches, only I am not hard hearted all of the time and I am only a bitch when I choose to be."
After reading your statement, it must not have been apparent that Rebecca offers a great deal to those she chooses to call friends.
Maybe one day you will see this, then again, maybe Rebecca doesn't see you as friend material. I'm just sayin' ...
"I am one of those hard hearted bitches, only I am not hard hearted all of the time and I am only a bitch when I choose to be."
After reading your statement, it must not have been apparent that Rebecca offers a great deal to those she chooses to call friends.
Maybe one day you will see this, then again, maybe Rebecca doesn't see you as friend material. I'm just sayin' ...
Rebecca's Virtues:
1. ALWAYS there when you need her, is often there before you realize you need her
2. Able to empathize with almost anyone.
3. Giving & Generous
4. Great Sense of Humor
5. Even Better Sense of Style
6. Loyal to her friends
... it's really a long list. I'll stop there.
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1. ALWAYS there when you need her, is often there before you realize you need her
2. Able to empathize with almost anyone.
3. Giving & Generous
4. Great Sense of Humor
5. Even Better Sense of Style
6. Loyal to her friends
... it's really a long list. I'll stop there.
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