Monday, January 30, 2006
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
You know those nights that you go out, and it was so bad it was good, Or so good it was bad depending on how you look at it?
June and I frequented our favorite hick, teen bar this weekend... The fun, as always was overwhelming.
Without further adue- The Top Ten list you have all been waiting for.
Top Ten Ways to know you had a really good (or bad) night:
10. At bar close, you consider the thought of pouring all of the remaining alcohol that has pooled into the spill mats behind the bar into a cup and drinking it
9. When you wake up the next morning, the inside of your mouth tastes as if you licked the floor of the bar.
8. You were awakened by your own personal bar aroma.
7. You cannot seem to open your eyes due to the whiskey tears, eyeliner, and mascara, that are keeping your eyes glued shut.
6. When reviewing pictures of the nights happenings on your digital camera, you wish you could become an ostrich and bury your head in the sand.
5. Two words: Whiskey Shakes.
4. You start reciting scenes from 'Interview With A Vampire' as soon as you are exposed to the sunlight.
3. You have the feeling that while you were asleep, aliens moved into your brain, and they are trying every way imaginable to get out.
2. When asked if you would like to go out the next evening, you drop to the floor and curl up in the fetal position.
And the number one reason you know your night was really good, or bad.....
1. When trying to tally up the amount of drinks you consumed, you lose count after you utilize all of your fingers and toes. ¶ 12:47 AM
June and I frequented our favorite hick, teen bar this weekend... The fun, as always was overwhelming.
Without further adue- The Top Ten list you have all been waiting for.
Top Ten Ways to know you had a really good (or bad) night:
10. At bar close, you consider the thought of pouring all of the remaining alcohol that has pooled into the spill mats behind the bar into a cup and drinking it
9. When you wake up the next morning, the inside of your mouth tastes as if you licked the floor of the bar.
8. You were awakened by your own personal bar aroma.
7. You cannot seem to open your eyes due to the whiskey tears, eyeliner, and mascara, that are keeping your eyes glued shut.
6. When reviewing pictures of the nights happenings on your digital camera, you wish you could become an ostrich and bury your head in the sand.
5. Two words: Whiskey Shakes.
4. You start reciting scenes from 'Interview With A Vampire' as soon as you are exposed to the sunlight.
3. You have the feeling that while you were asleep, aliens moved into your brain, and they are trying every way imaginable to get out.
2. When asked if you would like to go out the next evening, you drop to the floor and curl up in the fetal position.
And the number one reason you know your night was really good, or bad.....
1. When trying to tally up the amount of drinks you consumed, you lose count after you utilize all of your fingers and toes. ¶ 12:47 AM
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You have to call your friends to find out if the "memories" you are having are accurate....all the while praying to god you didn't really say/do what you think you did
When I wake up in the morning and it tastes like a cat took a doodoo in my mouth, I know I drank and smoked too much.
# posted by 
: Monday, January 30, 2006 9:16:00 AM
: Monday, January 30, 2006 9:16:00 AM
I always know I've reached the point of no return when I start blaming my shoes for my inability to walk properly.
I am torn between a fit of giggling laughter at your "night out on the town" or at my ability to remember each one on this list with one "camping trip" somewhere around Waxahatchie.
HUGS!
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