Diva is in the Bloodlines. You may have heard stories of my Great Aunt Betty before....

You probably have heard the less desirable stories.

Truth be told, she kicks ass.

The woman is a young ninety- two years of age, and until recently walked two miles daily, wore stilettos, and partied like a rockstar.

She still parties like a rockstar.

You see, Aunt Betty is a true 'Diva Extrordinaire'- the woman has three former husbands (two of which she married and divorced twice) and therefore, she has more diamonds than 50 cent.

She also has more mink than anyone has the right to- but my favorite mink posession she has is a mink teddy bear named Sam.

She is a former opera star, and she still commands the stage.

She hangs out with women who are in their forties and fifties, because those old ladies are- well "A Drag"

So you get the point, she is amazing. And with her amazing little life, she has some hilarious little antecdotes, as follows.

"Well just because you fall in the mud doesn't mean you have to stay there."

"Everyone needs more than one husband- Some for love, some for money and some for companionship."

and my personal favorite...

"Oh, I have plenty of money- I married well, multiple times."  ¶ 9:29 AM