Cellular Phones ARE NOT interested in learning how to swim. My cell phone is amazing.

I love it, plain and simple.

It keeps me in contact with lots of fantastic people,

It keeps me entertained when I am touring the metroplex,

and it holds every number that I know in its lovely little SIM card.

My cell phone, however, cannot perform magic tricks. Hell it cannot even perform regular tricks.

Yesterday, while celebrating Scotty and Salty's half birthday, I decided to see if my phone was thirsty, or if it would like to take a swim in some strawberry kiwi iced tea. It was not interested in either activity, and instead got very irritable with me for even asking.

Long story short, the phone works, but I have no phone numbers unless they are in my head, or if your name begins with letters A-J (I was in the middle of moving my phone numbers from my phone to my planner)

SOOOOO- Drop me an e mail, leave me your phone numbers...

Also, be aware that some of you are listed by nicknames in my telephone, nicknames that you may not know. SOOOO, if you think that I care enough to rename you with something other than your birthname, leave me your number too.

Spaghettiandtruthballs@gmail.com

And please, for the love of god, do not take your electronic devices swimming. They really do not like it.  ¶ 5:33 AM