An Actual Conversation I was sitting in June's chair getting my hair cut... And in walks a lady... The look on my face (as always) said it all. When she was out of earshot, the conversation went something like this.

June: Well, she dresses like Malibu Barbie.

S'Ghetti: Malibu Barbie who shrunk her clothes in the dryer, that is.

June: Who shrunk her clothes, greased her way back into them, and then ate Ken.

S'Ghetti: ((Silently sneaks a peak at the monstrosity)) Yeah, that is about right.  ¶ 7:59 PM