Suck This Paul. I was just told, via e mail, that my blogs 'Suck' Lately.

Maybe I have been a little blaaaa.

There is plenty of shit being stirred, but it is shit that I cannot talk about on my blog....

But that is neither here nor there. What we have in front of us is this. I need to entertain my people.

So let me share with you a little interesting christmas story. On my list this year were thongs. I know, a very strange thing to ask Santa Mom for, but every year I do it, partly because it bothers her to know that her baby girl is wearing dental floss, and partly because I love bras and panties and any form of lingerie.

Every year, I get cotton blaaaa thongs. I have grown to expect it.

Santa Mom surprised the shit out of me this year by buying me hot thongs, and she bought me hot thongs that match my bras. (Which, is another bad habit of mine... I like to match. All the time.)



Yellow is not the color of choice. She chose black, teal, nude, and light blue.

But rock on Santa Mom. I give you mad props.  ¶ 1:31 PM