Mine field. Pat Benatar says "Love is a Battlefield"-- Who gives a rats ass about love. My life is a fucking MINE FIELD.

So in light of this new revelation, I have decided to take applications for minesweepers.

Know anyone who needs a job? I am hiring.

All you need is a propensity for sniffing out the proverbial bullshit that people are littering my life with-

And please note that the pay sucks.

But dammit if things don't get better soon, I am gonna start construction on a fallout shelter.

Bullshit, Bullshit everywhere, and I don't want a drop to drink.  ¶ 12:45 AM