Intelligence is relative. I am not a dumb girl.

In fact, I consider myself to be quite intelligent.

But, apparently the kind people of Arlington Independent School District, as well as the lovely folks at The University of North Texas forgot to enlighten me about something...

Hot Tubs and Alcohol don't mix.

That is all I've got for today.... And if you have any other life lessons that were not taught to me up until this point, feel free to enlighten me.  ¶ 1:29 PM