Who wants leftovers?!?!?!?
Yeah, I don't want any leftovers either... But maybe you want our leftovers...
I am convinced that they inject turkey with something that retards digestion... I am working on proving this theory- but that is for another time and another day.
Today, I will share with you some of the things I am thankful for...
I am thankful for the usual stuff- family (crazy as they may be), a warm home, a tolerable job, and of course Jack Daniels.
I am also thankful for some other stuff, as pictured below.

I am thankful that my hair is no longer red, pink, and orange. Isn't it exotic?!?
I am thankful for my bestest friend in the whole wide world.

(and I am also thankful for the fact that she allows me to steal all of her good pajamas and t shirts :) )
And most of all, I am thankful for the fun that we have together. I am thankful for the crazy things we convince each other to say and do.

I made her this hat to go to work in tomorrow, so if you see someone walking around Highland Park in a Newspaper hat, It is just June. She isn't homeless or crazy... Well, maybe not homeless.
I have also added several vocabulary words to my vocabulary, I know that you all will be thankful that I am retiring some of the old ones. The new ones are as follows:
Abhorrent, abominable, loathsome, unconformable vile, and shameless,
I hope your thanksgiving was as memorable as mine. Maybe by tomorrow I will have digested everything that was offered today.