Water, Water, everywhere- but not a drop to drink. I went to the shoe store this evening...

I didn't just go to any shoe store, I went to DSW shoe warehouse- the mecca of women's shoes. I need shoes, and seriously this time. I need brown and black fall shoes... Seriously.

And what happened? I came out empty handed!!!!!!

Nothing, not a pair of shoes- Not a purse- Hell, not even a pair of socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of you may not understand the gravity of this situation, but this is like a Gordan's fisherman coming home with no fish- no shrimp- nothing. NOTHING!

This has me very upset, and quite distracted. I can't eat. I can't sleep. All I can do is think of the fact that I went to the Holy land of shoes and came back with nothing.

I need someone to cheer me up. Tell me a joke. Tell me a happy story. Make me happy.

I know there are more serious things to be losing sleep over, like the war in Iraq and the Avian flu and the Pakistani earthquakes. But, you see- I think this may need to go on the CNN ticker tape.

I can see it scrolling across the screen now: S'Ghetti went to DSW shoe warehouse and came out empty handed. Talk about Black Tuesday.  ¶ 12:09 AM