My Christmas List I am asking Santa (AKA Dad) for one thing this year.... One simple thing.

All I want this year is a Fairy God Mother.

Granted, the woman will have her work cut out for her- so she will probably have to be a well paid fairy god mother. But I am sure that since my father is Santa Claus, this can be arranged.

So when I get my fairy god mother, the woman will need a list of things to do, so she can be efficient.... So for your reading pleasure- I have written one. The list is as follows.

1) Clean my bedroom, posthaste.

2) Reorganize my thought pattern and make it slightly more sensible.

3) Place hexes on a few certain people who cause me greif over and over and over again.

4) Fix it to where I get free downloads from ITunes. Forever.

5) Quadruple my costume jewelry collection

6) Create a toe nail polish that judges the colors you are wearing, and changes to match perfectly

7) Repaint the walls that I have scuffed up.

8) Install a rotating shoe rack filled with the seasons finest.

9) Brush my teeth for me, after I fall asleep- (I find brushing your teeth at night quite mundane)

10) Drive me to and from school daily.

11) Create my very own personal barrell of whiskey.

12) Build and manage an idiots jail- in which I decide who gets locked up and for how long...


And after she is done with my list, I think I will share my fairy god mother. I will loan my fairy god mother to June twice a week, because I love her. I shall allow FGM to conjure up a new woman for Styles to rail... and I shall allow the FGM to conjure up a personal assistant for the Scotty Pants- so he has more time to be less productive.

Who knows where one can get a Fairy Godmother? Do they have them for hire on Monster.com?  ¶ 11:54 PM