Feeling the Ass Spread. OK- Seriously...

I was laying in my bed last night, and I swear I could feel my fat cells getting bigger.

I am serious.

Stop Laughing.

For the past few months, I have been eating high protein cereal bars, lean meat, vegetables, and whole grain shit (AKA cardboard)

A couple of weeks ago, I snapped. If I didn't get some good old fashioned bleached bread product, some high fat cake, and fried food- I thought I was going to lose my mind.

So I ate copious amounts of the previously mentioned food- and it was soooo GOOODDDDDD.

But I swear, I could feel the fat cells engorging last night. So I must say goodbye to the high fat food,

Goodbye old friends.

Hello High protein, high fiber.

Hello Spinach and egg whites.

Hello low fat soy crumbles.

But I will be damned if I am giving up my alcohol.  ¶ 8:39 AM