Straight Men suck.... The title says it all...

Straight Men Suck...

I hate them all, unless they are blood relatives of mine, or close enough to be blood relatives.

I could go on and on and on and on and on....

But I wont.

I will save you all from this hideous man rant of a bashing and just say that I think life would be so much easier if I was a lesbinem... too bad girls don't do it for me.

But I will leave you with this, why is it that gay men are so lovely and understanding and nice and all in all blissful (I know all of them do not fall into this category, but many do)

Explain this to me....

****Editor's Note: June "the bitch" Cleaver says I must say why this rant was so necessary... Last night, I was at the bar. I was sitting there with my Jack and I was ever so content... All of a sudden, a prick-of-a-man comes up, takes a seat next to me, puts his arm around me, and says "Why don't we get naked and roll around in a ball together?" Mother Fucker. So I was forced to open up a can of whoop ass on him.... I said "Get up, Get out of my booth, Do not pass go- Do not collect $200. Leave- and there is no need to return." But Oh my god! Who Thought that was a good pick up line?!?!?!?!  ¶ 12:12 AM