Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls...
Meet my first born,
littlewing.
Littlewing was my sorority sister at UNT during my first round of college, and my roomie in Florida for a year and a half. She calls me 'Mama' because I tend to be everyone's mother.... So I refer to her as my first born.
And holy hell, can she tell a story... She is kind of like a young version of Rose from The Golden Girls... Only most of the time, her stories are a little more entertaining ;)
No, seriously, they are far more entertaining.
So go say hi, because if you don't, I am gonna put in a call to my mob friends...
Two Words: Cement Shoes!!!
No, I wouldn't do that.... But go say hi anyways.