It is vocabulary time!!!!!!!! Asshat:
1.One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
Source: anonymous, Oct 11, 2002
2.A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Ya'all go check out the Urban Dictionary,it is highly entertaining and amusing!

And on another note:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNE "THE BITCH" CLEAVER!

I luxembourg you.  ¶ 3:33 PM