WARNING!!!! In the last seven days, I have been witness to three relationships exploding. In the last month, I have been witness to one marriage, one engagement, and two relationships falling apart at the seems, not including this weeks activities.

This leads me to believe a few things:

One, I am either an excellent advisor of people with relationship issues or

Two, if you value your relationship even a little bit, do not befriend me, do not engage in extracarricular activities with me, in fact, pretend that you do not even know me.... It is for the best, I do request a formal goodbye letter for termination of the friendship- but I understand that if you have to pick between your relationship and our friendship- most of you people in the blogging world will pick your significant others.

The only friend I expect to have left after this is my good old brother- because he has sworn off women after just surviving the psychosis of his last relationship by the skin of his teeth.... Go visit him, www.getes.blospot.com

I, on the other hand, am going to go out and get lots of good luck adornments like rabbits feet, four leaf clovers, and pennies that are head up to combat my apparent streak of bad luck.  ¶ 4:30 PM