Stalker for sale. I am feeling scandalous,

Very, Very Scandalous.

Last night in my very drunken state, I TRIED to send a text message to my heterosexual life partner's boyfriend.

It said something along the lines of "I am molesting your girlfriend" -total drunk joke by the way.....

Well as I said, I was not of sound mind to be putting numbers into my phone.... And I sort of entered the number wrong (shocker)

Now I have a friend/psychostalker named Antonio, who doesn't speak english very well, who will not stop calling me.

I tried last night to explain to him that I was not sending him the message (once i figured out it really was not the boy fucking with me)... I have tried on three seperate occasions today, in my hungover state, to explain to this freakshow that I was not sending him the message.... But Antonio just called again. And left a voicemail.

Frankly, I am bored with these phone calls. And I am one phone call away from posting his phone number all over anything I can get my hands on.

No, I won't.... At least not right now.  ¶ 4:16 PM