Quotes from the past My life historian used to keep these books of quotes that come out of some peoples mouths, she has random spirals all over the place that have random sayings from television, or friends, or people crossing the street. Whatever,

Let me just share a few things that have come out of my mouth in the past...

- I need ass. I can't even cut my toenails.
(Wasn't I special?!? )

-I am not part of the batch, I am my own cookie.
(I would still say that this applies. But I would love to know the context of this information)

-I am even funnier when I am not being a bitch.
(This, as pointed out by my historian, is not true at all. It is when I am being the ultimate bitch that the really entertaining things begin to flow.)

-I am kind of like the grinch sometimes
(Not really about christmas per say, but I do pride myself in stealing the thunder of my mortal enemies.)

-OK, so back to me.
(This was a classic. I quickly ceased using the term when other people began to use it on me, and although it evoked laughter from my people, I did not find it so amusing.)

- One I had on my voicemail: "I don't go to the bars for a ten, I go for the sixes and drink 'til he is an eight."
(I don't know where I got this little quote, and I hope it's origination was not from my mouth. However, I will not be commenting on the truthfullness of this.)

-I don't drink carbonated beverages, unless it is beer.
(This used to be true, but now I drink carbonated beverages laced with Aspertame and preferably spiked with Jack Daniels.)  ¶ 10:47 PM