People- Lets get it together! It is time for a little of MY truth (Ok, I stole that line from Brittney **dirty dirty** Spears) .... The past three days I have been working my dream job (you know the type, lots of money, little work).... But there is something that has been bothering me.... I AM NOT a morning person... But for my lovely dream job- I am making a sacrifice. This is not the worst part- For the last three days my husband has awakened me with the sound of aerosol foot deoderant spray spraying into his shoes, TWO minutes before my alarm went off. Can we please wait for two minutes before spraying our shoes? Or take it into the bathroom? Something? I thought that can of tough actin' Tinactin was gonna go right up his tough actin' bum! There is nothing more annoying than pleasant dreams, being RUINED by foot spray. It is hands down worse than any alarm noise I have ever heard.


On another note.... Yesterday, at my dream job- a woman comes up to me with her non diet soda in hand at 8:30 in the morning, and says "You are the logistics coordinator?" I say "yes, how can I help you?" and she says "The continental breakfast that is in there is too sweet, I want cereal." Did I mention that this breakfast was free? Did I mention that she had brought her coke from home? The worst part- she was serious! It took every ounce of my being not to go "lady, I am not in a geenie costume, I am not a geenie, and SHUT IT- We are feeding you for free! Tomorrow, if you so desire, you can stop by the 7-11 and get some damn Rice Krispies and pour your coke on the top, that shouldn't be too sweet!"

Too bad my dream job ended today! :(  ¶ 5:13 PM